My Son: Can I have a Coke instead of a Mountain Dew?
My Man: No.
Me: Why? What's the difference, they're both full of sugar & caffeine (frankly, I'd rather he didn't have either!)
My Man: Because Coke rots your guts.
My Man: You can only have Coke if it's mixed with rum. It cancels out the gut rotting stuff.
You gotta be kidding me, right? LOL
My New Job - That's Lexi in the picture. Lexi who is almost 17 years old now. I took this picture back when I was selling Tupperware. When I first started selling, I ...
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