"Mom, did I tell you the joke about the 3 guys that wanted to be something else?"
"No, I don't think so."
"okay, there's these three guys that wanted to be something else, so they went to top of a cliff...
"The first guy wants to be an eagle so he shouts EAGLE and jumps...
and he turns into an eagle and flies away."
"the next guy does the same, he shouts HAWK and jumps...
he turns into a hawk and flies away."
"the third guy goes to jump and trips on a tree branch..."
(wait for it...)
"and shouts "oh poopy" and then turns in to poopy."
"LOL, that is very funny bud!"
His jokes are getting much better! :o)